And what a way to start. Marina Hide leaves little to add in her dissection of the soon-to-be-notorious Owen Wilson/Rolex PR release. I’ll do little other than note my continued astonishment that an actual human being sat down and wrote this. They sat down at a desk, probably using some form of electronic writing device, wrote it, then sent it to someone else, who signed it off, several people had a big meeting about it, with coffee and biscuits and whatnot, and then they sent it out. Actual people.